ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

Although he was a descendant of KINGS, he had a very common name, which of course was JOHN. Her name, like his, had only one syllable and it was RUTH. He traveled a great deal and met her on one of his many ROMANS (roamings).

When they first met, he asked her, "What is your father's business?" She hesitatingly answered, "HEBREWS ale and beer."

They soon became well acquainted, and one day she asked him, "Have you ever had a sweetheart?" He frankly replied, "NUMBERS of them."

Her friend asked her if he was in love with her, and she said: "He never said so, but he ACTS like it."

One day, he found the courage to tell her of his love, and she professed to be surprised at the REVELATION.

She accepted his proposal and when the wedding invitations were issued, his friends joked him a great deal, but he told them to JOSHUA. Some thought they ought to be the JUDGES of the matter.

The bride and groom went to live with her father, but he told them that he had a large enough family to support and requested them to make an EXODUS. So the young man found a JOB and went to work. They rented a house and bought their furniture from a second-hand dealer. The man's prices were high, but they JUDE him down.

After that , things did not go quite so well. She often annoyed him by singings PSALMS and quoting PROVERBS to him.

When he went to shave one day, he found that the water was only LUKEwarm. This angered him, and he said to her: "I regret the day the preacher TITUS together.

He soon fell in love with another woman. Her name was ESTHER. When his wife discovered this, she kept the neighbors awake all night with her loud LAMENTATIONS. She finally tried to shoot him, but she missed her MARK and so the sad CHRONICLE of their love ends.

(They needed the Lord, didn't they?!)